BOY: prangkahi ko ha bayhana ka!prangkahi jud q! duha nko kabuwan nanguyab nmo! sugton ko nmo o dli?!
GIRL: DILI ky maot kag nawong!
BOY: ah! prangka rapod kaU ka oi?!...
Tagam! haha
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Russian :We were the first in space.
American :We were the first in the moon.
Filipino :We will be the first in the sun.
American : No, you cannot land in the sun. It’s too hot!
Filipino :It’s very simple. We will go there at night.
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Babae: May lisenxa ka ba?
LaLaki: oo naman, bakit?
Babae: kasi, you're driving me crazy.
naks! pagdrive nalang ug Esturyahi! LoL
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LaLaki: waLa ka bang baLak mag warm up?
Babae: bakit naman ako magwawarm up?
LaLaki: kasi tatakbo ka mamaya sa isipan ko.
eeew pwede dagani'g Esturyahi?!
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10 QUOTABLE QUOTES:
- better late than pregnant.
- pag may tyaga, gud luck!
- aanhin pa ang damo, kung mukha kang kabayo?
- pag binato ka ng bato, kawawa ka naman.
- ...kung may isinuksok, may mabubuntis!
- 8's better to give, much better to receive.
- cleanliness is next to godliness. Oiliness is next to blemishes.
- ang taong naglalakad na matulin, pawisin.
- pagkahaba-haba ng prusisyon, mauubusan din ng kandila.
- honesty…is such a lonely word.
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Nagtalo ang mga hudyo at instik kung sino ang nauna sa mundo.
Hudyo: kami, dahil kami ang nagpaku kay Hesus sa krus!
Instik: aber, saan hardware kayo bili pako?
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Promoter: Misis, kapag pinaghalo ang breeze at tide, bubula kaya?
Misis: aba syempre!
Promoter: Mali!
Misis: Bakit naman?
Promoter: Dahil walang tubig.
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Q: Ano ang sinabi ni Satanas nang ipanganak AKO?
A: “Lintek! Isa na namang anghel ang ipinanganak.”
Q: Ano naman ang sinabi niya nang ipanganak KA?
A: “Oh, no! Hindi puwede ito! Ayoko pang mag-retire!”
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1 night, lolo pulls a girl
sa kasagingan..
grl: kahit mahubaran ngo ako, u cannot rape me..
susumpong lng rayuma nyo..
...
lolo: watch me..nag flanax yata ako..
HAHAHA!!..
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my motto 4 today bow..
aanhin pa ang pgging artista..
kung ang ka kising scene nman ay c aling
...dionisia..
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A guy visits his dying Chinese girl friend
at d hospital. D Chinese girl said "Hong Pi Chik" den die. D guy went
all d way to China to find d meaning of his friend's last w0rd. And he
... was sh0ck 2 kn0w d real meaning.
"WAG MO
TAPAKAN ANG OXYGEN"
Ngek? =/
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Peter Pan once said that wen y0u cLose ur eyes and THINK 0f what y0u
ever wanted t0 have, u'L FLY..
but h0w cUm when I think 0f
y0u,
...
i FALL ?
Esturyahi!!!....
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Mom : anak lu2in m0 2ng gulay..
Anak : mmaya n gngwa ko pa 2ng saranggola..
Mom : punyeta bkt mkakain mu b ung saranggola mu?.!
......
Anak:hndi bkt lilipad b ynggulay mu?!..
Mom:hndi..
Anak:hndi pla eh.. umayos k nay kung ayaw mung kw pliparin ko...XD
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Nagtanong ang teacher kay juan
Teacher:juan anung hayop ang nagsisimula sa letter k
Juan:mam kuto po
Teacher:hindi!! nagtatapos ito sa letter w
Juan:mam alam ko na kutow
...Teacher:hindi!! Pang lupa ito
Juan:mam alam ko na po kutow lupa
Teacher:hindi!! May sungay toh
Juan:mam dimonyong kutow,,,,,,,